Delivery and Returns policy

On the topic of delivery and waiting times

Please note that every item for sale is being made to order just for you. This means you'll need to allow for at least 2 weeks before you receive your little bundle of toy.

If there is likely to be a longer wait, I will be in touch with you to let you know what's going on.

On the rare and unsavoury topic of returns.

If you are unhappy with the toy you receive, please let me know as soon as you can. Returns will be accepted and only the purchase price will be refunded.

You must cover the cost of postage back to me and the refund will be made as soon as I have taken receipt of the toy.

I told you it was unsavoury.